Pro Wrestling vs. Death Metal

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(Pretty Damn Generic 90's) Death Metal


Me thinks that Razor Ray has a pretty big Road Warriors influence. I only wish job interviews were this much fun.

What the fuck is a City Rock?

Huey (without the News?), Bill Graham, Willie Brown & Diane Feinstein - can't get more official "City Rock" than this.
(Oh yeah, and Bob Weir).

Talk about over thinking it:

From page 56 of 63 fucking pages:

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Re: CITY ROCK
« Reply #830 on: April 12, 2009, 01:49:54 AM »
There has been dissent about what constitutes a City Rock movie, but let there be no quibbling about City Rock roller coasters. I am currently watching a PBS documentary about the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. City Rocker emeritus Eddie Money plays a prominent part in the doc and he asserts that the Giant Dipper is his favorite roller coaster anywhere. "To this day, it scares the living hell out of me."

Now we should discuss City Rock mini-golf courses. Golfland in Castro Valley is VERY City Rock, but what's the word on Scandia in Fairfield?

Oh shit! The doc now has Greg Kihn talking about playing the Boardwalk. This documentary must be the official City Rock carnival documentary."

NSBM bands just wanna rock with their (fascist) cocks out

Exhibit One: Satanic Warmaster – covering Motley Crue’s “Take Me To The Top”

Exhibit Two: Nokturnal Mortum – covering W.A.S.P.’s “Wild Child”

So, will this mean that Graveland will cover Keel’s “The Right To Rock”? Or will Absurd cover Dokken’s “Paris Is Burning” complete with flamin’ guitar solo? If so, this would be a minor improvement on a bunch of lame-ass controversial bands whose music never seems to rise above “novelty value”. Yeah, yeah, I know Nokturnal Mortum loves to get down with the fiddles with their quasi-black metal shit but it’s still not selling me. Their bullshit beliefs aside, these bands rarely know how to put the METAL in Black Metal. Or the ROCK in their Rock Against Vulgar Marxism (or whatever the fuck their other styles are is). I mean as good sounding as the sketchy bastards like Der Strumer or Sigrblot are there's also the "can't play an audible chord or know how to make a decent song to save their life of War88 along with the or the pure comedy of the Nokturnal Mortem related power metal cheese makers, Finist

Even Satanic Warmaster confused about what night looks like:

Sure they live in Finland and in the summer there’s nearly 24 hours of sun but where’s the thematic consistency? They also play with openly neo-Nazi bands like Absurd then deny they’re NSBM. Also, last year, someone I know from the Finnish Metal scene told me at this same Absurd/Satanic Warmaster show there was a ton of people sieg-heiling. Way to go, geniuses.