Japanese for awesome

Unfortunately this Japanese translation of pro wrestling legends The Road Warriors isn't imbeddable but check it out, here

Ex-hard rock bumblebee marries ex-hooker - both born again Xtians

What the fuckery from Blabbermouth

STRYPER guitarist Oz Fox's wedding to Annie Lobért, a 41-year-old former call girl who founded the international Christian ministry Hookers for Jesus, will be webcast live via www.thechurchlv.com/live on Friday, June 5 at 7:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. Special song(s) will be sung by Michael Sweet and Oz Fox of STRYPER, Rachel Sneed (The Church At South Las Vegas worship leader) and the bride-to-be.

The Blabbermouth link also features a clip of Ms. Lobert on the 700 Club. I'm still waiting for a G.G. Allin type to became an born again. After all that's gotta be somewhere between hookers and say, pro wrestlers, right?

It's as simple as Hell, Satan and Death

While this made the rounds a bit in the metalsphere, it's still quite a source of amusement.

Slayer



Metallica

The Finnish Manowar?

Teräsbetoni - with the song Orjatar. The band name is Finnish for "reinforced concrete" it's plenty metal and plenty cheesy. Castle, unplugged instruments, writhing oversexed women? Tick all 3 boxes. These dudes also have the tune "Taivas lyö tulta" which (according to Metal-Archives) was selected to be the Finnish national ice hockey team's goal song.

They're just an Earth cover band

Who sound better a 45 RPM (or at least with Attila Cshiar)

Nothing Like Makin' Up Your Own Genres

Yeah, dood this is my favorite "Glam Death Metal" band of all time! Are they also dissing Slayer by saying "Hell Can Wait"?

Trapped Under Coinciden-ICE!

Abbath from Immortal from "Grim and Frostbitten Kingdoms" video

vs.

"I Want a New Drug Era" Huey Lewis? Weird, innit?